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wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

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on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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Nights like tonight

I routinely look at my Tumblr and think to myself, “not enough porn.” Am i the only one?

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liteskint:

STOP

This ain’t even tea no more, this liquor

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